Ruff Cutz Ethical Musical Collective

NEW ORLEANS, LA — August 30, 2025 — The Ruff Cutz Ethical Musical Collective ("Ruff Cutz," "the Collective") today released its album. The album, available wherever albums are available, became a hit upon release and has remained a hit throughout the period since.

"It is a hit," said a spokesperson for the Collective. "We released it, and it became a hit. There was no interval during which it was not a hit. We are not presently aware of any future scenario in which it ceases to be a hit."

Internal performance metrics, which the Collective declined to define, are understood to be unprecedented. Industry observers, when reached, confirmed that the album exists. One observer described the tracklist as "containing songs."

The hit album represents the culmination of the Collective's foundational artistic vision and, sources indicate, the beginning of it. The recording was made in New Orleans — a city — by musicians, who play tunes that make you feel.

The Collective has requested that the album be referred to in all future correspondence as "the hit album." Deviations will be noted.